Some comic relief for the day

By Andrew.

I happened to stumble upon this piece online at some point during my research and wow! What a piece it was…

And He (Jesus) said, “He without sin cast the first stone” Uche is a house boy who drinks the wine of his boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. His boss was suspicious and decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes colour if you add water just like some disinfectants)…. … Unknowing, Uche, drank from the wine and topped it up with water as usual…. …Sadly for him, immediately he added water the pasties became milky and when the boss came back and noticed it, he knew he had nailed Uche. Uche knew he was in trouble and decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The boss told his wife what he observed. “Uche!”, he called from the sitting room. He answered: “Yes, boss”. “Who drank my pasties?”. Uche :No answer. The boss asked again: still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: “Are you insane or what? Why when I call you say “yes boss” but when I ask you a question you don’t answer me? ” Uche retorted, “hmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don’t understand anything at all, except your name” “Is that so?” asked the boss, “Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I’ll go into the kitchen and then ask me a question” Uche accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: “Boss!”. “Yes, Ikem” his boss answers. Uche then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when Madam is not at home?” No answer. The boy shouted again: “Boss, I say who dey sneak to the maid’s room when madam no dey house?” No answer. The boss runs back from the kitchen shouting “Wonders will never cease! Uche, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name.” The wife interrupted, “that’s not true. It’s a lie without argument.” Uche asked if she’ll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. Uche asks madam, “Who be Junior’s real papa? Me or the boss?” Madam: ( rushed out of the kitchen.) “This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can’t understand anything”