Cheeky Funny Makokha!

By Andrew.

And Jesus said, “He who has no sin cast the first stone” Makokha is a cheeky house boy who drinks his boss’s wine then adds water to cover his footprints. His boss noticed this anomaly for sometime and got suspicious. He then decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes colour when water is added just like some disinfectants do).

Unknowing, Makokha greedily drank the wine and topped it up with water as usual! Sadly for him, immediately he added water the pasties became milky and when the boss came back and noticed it, he immediately knew he had nailed Makokha!. Makokha knew he was in trouble and decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The boss told his wife what he had noticed.

“Makokha!”, he called out from the sitting room. He answered: “Yes, boss”. “Who had the audacity to drink my pasties?”.

Makokha: No answer. The boss asked again: Still there was no answer. Then the boss went straight to the kitchen to meet him there: “Young man are you insane? Why is it that when I call you say “yes boss” but when I ask you a question you don’t answer? ”

Makokha retorted, “hhhmmm boss when you are in the kitchen you don’t understand anything at all, except your name” “Is that so?” asked the boss, “Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I’ll go into the kitchen and then ask me a question” Makokha accepted.

His boss went to the kitchen and then Makokha shouted: “Boss!”. “Yes, Makokha” his boss answered. Makokha then went ahead to ask, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam is not at home?” Silence! No answer. The boy shouted again: “Boss, I asked who sneaks to the maid’s room when madam is not in the house?” Dead silence!

The boss ran out of the kitchen shouting “In this world wonders will never cease! Makokha, I agree, it is true, when one is in the kitchen he does not hear anything else except his or her name.” The wife, feeling a little irritated, interrupted, “that’s not true. It’s a pure lie” Makokha then asked if she was willing to enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. Makokha asked the madam, “Madam, who is Junior’s real papa? Who is the real bull? Me or the boss?” Madam: (rushing out of the kitchen.) “This kitchen surely needs to be fumigated!  I also can’t understand anything!”